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The Firefly World According to Kaylee

Monty & Jewel Staite

Monty & Jewel Staite

WARNING!!!  THIS POST HAS SPOILERS IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN SERENITY!  WARNING!!!

OK, with that out of the way… here we go.

At Awesome Con 2014, I had the wonderful fortune to chat with Jewel Staite AKA Kaylee from Firefly/Serenity.  I would like to pretend that when I talked to her I was calm cool and collected, but I’m pretty sure I was a full on spaz.  Regardless, she was very sweet.

The first thing I noticed about her was her height.  I had no idea how tall she was, but never imagined her at 5’10.  She wasn’t.  She pointed out her 5 inch heels when I made a comment like, “Wow. Tall.” or something equally unimpressive.  She doesn’t look as much like Kaylee these days as I thought.  Apparently they made her put on about 25 lbs for the part and she’s naturally more slender.  Her voice is unmistakable, though, and hearing her say, “Aw, thanks sweetie” was pretty awesome.

The second time I talked to her, I managed to actually put together a sentence… or a question rather.  I asked her, “So… Simon.  Mr. Right or Mr. Right now?”  She laughed.  She then told me how she would write Serenity 2 and the futures of the cast.  These are her words as best as I can recall:

Hypothetically speaking only. River and Zoe really hit it off, fall in love, and decide to form their own renegade girls-who-kick-ass space team and leave the rest of us in the dust. Mal realizes he’s more destroyed over Wash’s death than he ever thought, breaks down, and spends the rest of his days wearing Hawaiian shirts and drinking booze out of the engine.  Simon and Kaylee have a set of genius triplets and turn the ship into a cocker spaniel search-and-rescue with “crazy Grandpa Mal” still at the helm cradling toy dinosaurs and talking about “This Land”.   Inara finally realizes the potential in Jayne as a male companion, loans him a toga, and takes him back to the training house where they become King and Companion Queen… that would be my sequel!

I have to admit, it wasn’t what I was expecting her to say at all.

Next, Ron Glass gives me home work.

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